I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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