the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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