Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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