I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
