He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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