I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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