butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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