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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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(818): View more from California

I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.

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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag

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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home

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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw

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Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.

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I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina

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