Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She bit a glass in half.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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