I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There are leaves in my underwear?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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