So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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