Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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