Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
