There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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