Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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