"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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