He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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