He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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