His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
