grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
