She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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