in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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