Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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