at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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