you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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