Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Oh god it's open bar.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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