I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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