I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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