So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the day after is always just damage control
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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