I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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