He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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