she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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