I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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