He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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