come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Randomize
