She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Randomize
