smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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