I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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