So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
