if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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