We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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