Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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