The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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