Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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