Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You work out of a Hotel?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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