There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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