don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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