oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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