dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We need to get me chipped asap
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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