did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
