Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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